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  • orcinus-equus:

    aselfconfessednerd:

    ithinkifoundnemo:

    lnternetexplorer:

    poisonous-vagina:

    eternal-floette:

    vitious:

    asymmetricaljester:

    ichangemyurlmorethanmyunderwear:

    nyx-010:

    “your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

    b bob

    h o

    literally just h o

    oh m ygdo

    G ozw

    that’s it that’s the whole thing

    d oot

    jo mu

    J Got y

    t o

    h gbt

    Bj <- well thats awkward…

    to wd

    interesting

    a but…. Really? Good lord.

    (via orcinus-equus-deactivated201511)

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  • midnighttomfoolery:

    Disney Princesses as college students

    (via i-suck-dick-deactivated20160614)

    Source: College Humor
    • 9 years ago
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  • “You are beautiful. Own it. Walk like your hips move mountains.”
    — unknown (via zeppelin-child)

    (via daniefit)

    • 9 years ago
    • 121319 notes
  • jellyworld:

    Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

    (via i-suck-dick-deactivated20160614)

    • 9 years ago
    • 350021 notes
  • weteevee:

    strangecharmer:

    weteevee:

    laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

    i trusted you

    Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

    Holy crap. That escalated quickly.

    (via i-suck-dick-deactivated20160614)

    • 9 years ago
    • 688866 notes
  • rainamermaid:

    inkmurder:

    Skinny

    This is me. My weight has been going way down and then back up on a yoyo for a decade now because of 2 serious chronic illnesses and loads of meds. Some days you can count my ribs, others I’ve got a bloated tummy. 

    I’m a curvy girl. It’s as simple as that. There are days when society makes me hate my body, and there are days when I think my body is beautiful and I say “screw you, society.” We’re all beautiful, no matter what shape or size we are. No matter what society says.

    (via rainamermaid)

    • 9 years ago
    • 419062 notes
  • timfanficnatic:

    marauders4evr:

    We need to talk about Jessica Rabbit. Why? Because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an amazing movie and because Jessica is the most underrated character in the world and it’s tragically ironic, especially when you consider what her character is supposed to represent.

    It’s no secret that Jessica is sexy. Her bust-waist-leg proportions are worse than Barbie’s! But that’s the point. Jessica was supposed to be proof that some animators completely exaggerated certain body parts when drawing cartoon women.

    But as the movie goes on, Jessica actually shows the struggle that she has to face. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” I mean, Jessica has to stow weapons in her bra due to the amount of times that guys have tried to fondle her. She was forced to dance, sing, and play patty-cake with Acme. People always reblog her quote, “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” But very few people seem to know what that means. Jessica was drawn, most likely by a sexist man, to be sexy and act naughty.

    But here’s the best part: Jessica doesn’t want any of that. She just wants to be with her husband, Roger. Roger. Out of every Toon in Toontown, Jessica falls in love with Roger. Why? Because he makes her laugh. Because whereas everyone else saw her as being a sex symbol, he saw her for her personality. He unconditionally loved her and she unconditionally loved him. And she was ready to do anything for him. She danced, she sang, she played patty-cake, all because they threatened to kill him. Long story short, she’s an amazing character because she has a great personality, undying love for her husband, and the ability to fight when the time comes. (She used a fryign pan to bash a Toon’s head in long before Rapunzel!) She is, in short, amazing.

    And do you know what the ironic part is? Go into the Jessica Rabbit tag. ¾ of the tag is explicit drawings and photoshops. Most people don’t respect her character and instead see her as simply a sex symbol … which is completely ironic because her entire plotline was about how nobody respected her and saw her as a sex symbol! Even though she was so much more than that! Do you see where I’m going with this? (Hello Nurse has the same problem but that’s a post for another day.)

    this needs more notes.

    (via rainamermaid)

    • 9 years ago
    • 210410 notes
  • So I’ve gotten so many anons about people I supposedly look alike.

    spock-in-221b:

    superwhatlocked:

    bro-slimshady-strider:

    I’ve made a post of a few. The ones I can remember off the top of my head are…
    [I have included a picture I deemed similar enough for comparison]

    image
    Robert Pattinson

    image

    David Tennant

    image

    Chris Evans

    image

    Jesse Pinkman

    image

    And of course, the most recent one, Ryan Gosling.

    This is not okay. You are not human, you are a transformer.

    How is this possible?

    Can I marry you and all of your many, beautiful faces?

    (via i-suck-dick-deactivated20160614)

    • 9 years ago
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  • “I just need to get my shit together.”
    — me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via blurrymelancholy)

    (via i-suck-dick-deactivated20160614)

    • 9 years ago
    • 864208 notes
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